Handmade Funny Wood Shop Sign | You Can't Do Both | Mechanics Sign | Woodshop Sign | Gift For Him | Funny Plaque | Funny But True Sign |

Handmade Funny Wood Shop Sign | You Can't Do Both | Mechanics Sign | Woodshop Sign | Gift For Him | Funny Plaque | Funny But True Sign |

$12.00

Shipping to United States: $5.75

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The perfect funny wood sign for just about anyone that is often asked "Can you help me with this?" Maybe it's your father-in-law while you are working on a car. Or a co-worker that asks you to help them with their TPS reports. Whatever the situation, this funny wooden sign let's those around you know that they have a choice in asking for help from you. "You can ask me to do it for you or tell me how you would do it, but you can't do both." Let that one sink in for a minute! It's perfect!

This sign is made from cut basswood to look like a plaque. With the letters being made of permanent vinyl and a clear coating to resist fading or scratching. It's light and thin enough for you to use as an office frisbee too!

- Easy to use
- Can be hung using just a thumbtack
- NOT MASS PRODUCED
- Made in Maryland USA!
- Hanging screw is optional

All our signs are made one at a time and by hand. This means if you like the one you see here, you should grab it quickly, because you may never see one just like it. The next one may have a black hammer and red lettering and who really wants that?

Why buy from us? Because we try real hard and we can make you giggle sometimes and that has got to be worth something, right? We are also easy to deal with and do everything we can to make you happy with your purchase. Our signs are never mass produced in some boring factory which can help to ensure that if given as a gift, you won't hear "I have the same one" or "I saw this at Home Goods" Thank you for your interest and go ahead and hit that "add to cart" button, you won't regret it!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.